Dean gets a phone call from cas and reflex makes him panic because even though they’re not hunting anymore and cas is human he still assumes that a random phone call means that someone is kidnapped or dying but it’s just cas in his grumpy voice saying “dean. I can’t find the Taliaferro apples.” And deans like “Jesus fucking Christ sweetheart you almost gave me a heart attack. What was that about apples” and cas is like “taliaferro apples. I can’t find them at the grocery store. I had them in Virginia shortly after the revolutionary war. I remember them being extremely pleasant and I would like to try them without the hindrance of angelic taste interfering.”
And dean is like “okay let me ask sam.” So he hangs up and calls sam and the second sam picks up he’s like “sam we need to know where to get taliaferro apples. do your thing” and sam is like “Jesus fucking Christ dean you almost gave me a heart attack. What was that about apples” and dean tells him and sam sighs and googles ‘taliaferro apples’ and clicks on the first search result and is like. “Hey dean.” “Yeah sammy?” “You said taliaferro, right?” “Yup.” “Taliaferro, the exceedingly rare apple breed cultivated by Thomas jefferson that horticulturalists have been desperately searching for for decades?????*
And deans like “oh fuck. Talk to you later Sammy” and dean calls cas back and is like “okay bad news. They’re probably extinct and science guys have been on wild goose chase looking for them for decades” and cas is quiet for a second and says “well, where are the scientists looking?”. And dean has to hang up and call Sam back and is like “Sammy where are the science guys looking for the fucking apples” and sam says “dean do I look like a search engine to you. Figure it out yourself” and anyways this is how sam, dean, cas, and eileen end up getting roped into a wacky zaney quest to find this possibly extinct genus of apple and probably uncover a horticultural conspiracy or something. Send tweet
